Picture this;

My kids and I driving along.  It was a beautiful spring day, our windows were down. Blue sky, wind blowing our hair.

We were all dressed up very excited.  We were heading off to a baby shower..

We pulled up at a stop light.

And I, ummm…. started to ahhh, clear out my nose - As you do when you’re stoped at traffic lights..

There was no-one around no-one could see. Well that was what I thought!

Next minute a big dude sporting a black jacket and Harley Davidson pulls up beside me.

He turns to me and says.  “We’re you just throwing stuff out your window.

I just stared back.. WTF.. My god! -I think tears even sprung to my eyes.. Tears of MY GOD.. I can NOT believe this is happening!!

I think we stared at each other for which seemed live FOREVER…. His face growing angrier and redder by the second..

My weak little voice replied.

“ummm, Yeah, My Snot!

He just turned back around.. and drove off.

I sat there just PISSING myself laughing!! - Just wishing that someone was sitting beside me.. I mean seriously does that shit actually happen??


About the Author

Kristy Vallely is the founder and Creator of the Imperfect Mum.

Kristy believed there needed to be a place that women could go to. Where they could talk and relate. A place they could feel safe. A place they trusted. So The Imperfect Mum was born in June 2011. There was obviously such a need that when the gates 'opened' a huge flurry of women followed. Kristy has always been very passionate about women and the issues they face.

Her passion and determination has helped her carve out a career helping others and creating 'a go to place' for women from all around the world.

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Hahahaha that's classic

The Imperfect Mum

Ha ha Thanks Alyson X

Rachel from Redcliffe Style

Hahahaha, no way. That is so embarrassing. Rachel x